paddingtontwo:

same as it ever was

madeforgardens:

It’s definitely not a good time to be a Nazi. — JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

shock:

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

blackberryshawty:

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

thebootydiaries:

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

zenzgtandg:

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Reddit

sofhtie:

okay i’m done now i promise

24ozsteak:

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

prguitarman:

fagflow:

joshua-of-the-demiromantic:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

okay but can someone explain to me why someone would need that many control panel windows open in windows xp

That comment made me feel so fuckin old

Young ass bitch

aleatoryw:

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?